Sex is scary. There's AIDS. The Herp. Finding out your new partner loves the musical oeuvre of Yngwie Malmsteen. And then there's this list of spooky/awesome/scary sex and other lovey-type activities with things that are actually not of this world, like zombies, ghosts and, in one case, inbred hillbillies who want to tie you down and rape you so you'll give birth to their freakbabies. (After that last sentence, this might be redundant: trigger alert.)
